Dear Matt Cassel:
We know you tried. You gave “all you had to give.” I mean if Ryan Fuckup hadn’t missed that 33 yard field goal we never would have had to go into overtime. 60 full minutes of football without a single turnover is a miracle. It really was too much to ask for even a few more clean plays. Thanks for trying. We are sipping soy cappuccinos with rescued kittens on our laps in your name this morning Matt.
The Backstreet Boys
(Backstreet’s back, alright!)
p.s. yes, I lost.
"Any asshole can be a father! I want to be a champion."
Dear Matt Cassel: Please have the best game of your life tonight.
As both my week 10 fantasy matchup and my chance at the playoffs hang in the balance (109-107), I have become a momentary chiefs fan. My opponent has Pittsburgh defense left to play, and I have the trusty tight end Heath Miller. So GO CHIEFS.
WEEK 9 LOSS
This is the worst loss everrrr. It’s looming over my week, this irrational (or rational) sadness. Remember that lesson we all say we learned the first season we played fantasy football? NEVER TINKER? Yea, I didn’t learn. Oh Doug Martin, it doesn’t matter what Matthew Berry says on Fantasy Focus, or how good Carl Nicks was, or how supposedly good the Raiders defense is, I’ll never second guess you again.
Seriously 51 points on my bench fml.
WEEK 9 Players I am playing
RGIII- I don’t care about last week’s 11 point game. I’ll still play you over Matthew Stafford after his 31 point week 8 (I need to see him do it again before I’ll totally believe it).
Demaryius Thomas-He pretty much gets better and better every week.
Heath Miller-He and Big Ben connect way more than Gates and Rivers lately.
Seahawks D-What do you call yourselves? The LEGION OF BOOM. I buy it. Browning and Sherman, an interception each?