i love fantasy football. i love my own fantasy football team more than anything except my cat G-Beens and I pretty much just sit around listening to espn podcasts and thinking about how much i love my fantasy football team. yess keebler elves.
Lose your ffl matchup this week?
I call the one on the left Robert and the one on the right Mr. Richardson. Week 10 byes are over. It’s going to be ok.

Lose your ffl matchup this week?

I call the one on the left Robert and the one on the right Mr. Richardson. Week 10 byes are over. It’s going to be ok.

(Source: perceptiondistortion, via amusicloverandcmgg22)

— 6 months ago with 71149 notes
#bunnies  #football  #rgIII babies 
Dear Matt Cassel:
We know you tried. You gave “all you had to give.” I mean if Ryan Fuckup hadn’t missed that 33 yard field goal we never would have had to go into overtime. 60 full minutes of football without a single turnover is a miracle. It really was too much to ask for even a few more clean plays. Thanks for trying. We are sipping soy cappuccinos with rescued kittens on our laps in your name this morning Matt.

Love always,
The Backstreet Boys
(Backstreet’s back, alright!)


p.s. yes, I lost.

Dear Matt Cassel:

We know you tried. You gave “all you had to give.” I mean if Ryan Fuckup hadn’t missed that 33 yard field goal we never would have had to go into overtime. 60 full minutes of football without a single turnover is a miracle. It really was too much to ask for even a few more clean plays. Thanks for trying. We are sipping soy cappuccinos with rescued kittens on our laps in your name this morning Matt.

Love always,

The Backstreet Boys

(Backstreet’s back, alright!)

p.s. yes, I lost.

— 6 months ago with 3 notes
#backstreet boys  #matt cassel  #football  #dreams 
Lolz. For a Seahawks fan I am awful fond of Green Bay.

Lolz. For a Seahawks fan I am awful fond of Green Bay.

(Source: rodgersphotobomb)

— 6 months ago with 145 notes
#Packers  #Pirates! 

My plan for getting into the playoffs this year…

— 6 months ago with 4 notes
#Wildcard bitches  #Always sunny 
"Any asshole can be a father! I want to be a champion."
Kevin MacArthur (via thelaughingsorrow)

(Source: stilllagging)

— 6 months ago with 12 notes
#the league 
Aw. SEAHAWKS 28-7 over the JETS.

Aw. SEAHAWKS 28-7 over the JETS.

(Source: bertiedav, via seattleseahawksnfl)

— 6 months ago with 18 notes
#seahawks  #yay 
Dear Matt Cassel: Please have the best game of your life tonight. 

As both my week 10 fantasy matchup and my chance at the playoffs hang in the balance (109-107), I have become a momentary chiefs fan. My opponent has Pittsburgh defense left to play, and I have the trusty tight end Heath Miller. So GO CHIEFS.

Dear Matt Cassel: Please have the best game of your life tonight.

As both my week 10 fantasy matchup and my chance at the playoffs hang in the balance (109-107), I have become a momentary chiefs fan. My opponent has Pittsburgh defense left to play, and I have the trusty tight end Heath Miller. So GO CHIEFS.

— 6 months ago
seattleseahawksnfl:

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
(Photo by Rod Mar/Seattle Seahawks)

At least the Seahawks won 30-20 against the Vikings! Who’s Matt Flynn again?

seattleseahawksnfl:

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

(Photo by Rod Mar/Seattle Seahawks)

At least the Seahawks won 30-20 against the Vikings! Who’s Matt Flynn again?

— 6 months ago with 34 notes
#seahawks  #football 
WEEK 9 LOSS

This is the worst loss everrrr. It’s looming over my week, this irrational (or rational) sadness. Remember that lesson we all say we learned the first season we played fantasy football? NEVER TINKER? Yea, I didn’t learn. Oh Doug Martin, it doesn’t matter what Matthew Berry says on Fantasy Focus, or how good Carl Nicks was, or how supposedly good the Raiders defense is, I’ll never second guess you again.

Seriously 51 points on my bench fml.

— 6 months ago
#football  #weeping  #fml 
WEEK 9 Players I am playing

RGIII- I don’t care about last week’s 11 point game. I’ll still play you over Matthew Stafford after his 31 point week 8 (I need to see him do it again before I’ll totally believe it).

Demaryius Thomas-He pretty much gets better and better every week.

Heath Miller-He and Big Ben connect way more than Gates and Rivers lately.

Seahawks D-What do you call yourselves? The LEGION OF BOOM. I buy it. Browning and Sherman, an interception each?

— 6 months ago
#football  #fantasy  #rgIII babies